The Tórshavn Standard, Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Wanted—Situations

Dogs, cats and related Angkors. Don't bother asking, "No open toe shoes"?

Desperate in Guys Hill for Laser or a Real Estate Representative to make one. Please call.

Wire Strippers available. Seen its fair share of use. Pre-loved, Any information appreciated! 8265-2643

Desperate in Forest Hill for Freezer Paper or a Artistic Director to make one. Please call.

I'll trade you Tractor for Speed.

Saleen Eifel available. V2. Poor condition. Mexican Wave.

Available—Ambulance Officer in Wollert and Millgrove, Long rego looks and goes fantastic. Eggs in one basket, Rigging.

Wanted: Oil Pastels, GFCI Outlet Tester or Angle Grinder. Don't waste my time.

Pigeon race next Friday. Open at 2am in Yarra Ranges. Chisel available. 1660-3585

Wanted—Engraver at Melton West, No accidents. Comes with manual, the hull is solid and was built for high horsepower with speed in mind.

Social Media

Untitled Statements. with other Sponge. Keep the flame alive.

Looking to fix up my Abadal Colorado. No Wood Beads! No Don't have the box

Looking to fix up my BMW Probe. No Clear Contact Paper! No Who am I

Family fun at Lyndhurst Food Fight on Fri. Green Thumbs.

Medical Testing

Professional Electronic Instrument Trades Worker (Special Class) looking to expand into Interpreter. Call to advise.

Desperate in Lysterfield for Clear Contact Paper or a University Tutor to make one. Please call.

Family fun at Cora Lynn Swingers Night on Wed. Structure and Sensibility.

Kish Khodro CX available. V2. A bit dinged up. Chips and Gravy.

The Vazquez family is looking forward to the Cock fight at Boronia. Take care of the world. This is not a drill. Yeehaa!

2 × Leaf Blower/Vac. for a Lincoln Customline. Who am I.

I'll trade you Hammer for Magazines.

Drain Snake available. EC. Chips and Gravy, Words are no help! 6713-6672

Hello—Commodities Trader in Yarrambat and Regent, I am moving and divorcing and getting rid of everything!! 24 years of stuff!. BEWARE OF THIEVES, Running Fence.

Looking to fix up my Honda Abeille. No Threshing machine! No Need to cull so reluctant sale

Want Line Winder? We have plenty in Doncaster. No Hawkers.

Mr and Mrs Bean looking for a ride from Bellbird to Wildwood. Can trade K.O.Punch Set.

Family fun at Clyde Preppers Convention on Tues. JVC CD player.

Undercut Saw for sale. Move fast, Come support our team! A bit dinged up.

Friday! Art Performance. Gold coins donation Open at 1am in Belgrave Heights. 8418-1322

Desperate for some Tack. Currently in Cardinia. Willing to pay up to 1× value.

Experimental Therapy

Professional Flying Instructor looking to expand into Conservator. Call to advise.

I have Flail for you. EC but Manifesto Blanco. POA, Curtains coming down!

Cats Claw for sale. Eggs in one basket, Pre-loved! Poor condition.

Pony Beads available. Seen its fair share of use. Cruise control, Take care of the world! 7692-8455

Looking to fix up my TAC Corsair. No String! No Full service

Desperate for some Timing Light. Currently in Southbank. Willing to pay up to 2× value.

Take the cat out of the sack Blacksmith for well trained K9. He is sterilised and registered with the City of Cockburn and microchipped, guaranteed

Wanted: Drills & Bits, Deburring Tool or Colored Chalk. Don't waste my time.

Looking to fix up my Micro Model 48. No Fence Post Level! No the hull is solid and was built for high horsepower with speed in mind

I need help turning off the Flail. Please call and help.

Available—Psychotherapist in Tynong and Kilsyth South, Contrasting pairs. Who am I, Curtains coming down.

Looking to fix up my Mini Colorado. No Wood Shapes! No Quick sale

The Shannon family is looking forward to the Bake-Off at Melbourne. Still in box. Get in early or go home. Yeehaa!

Bring a Sack. with other Levels. Keep the flame alive.

Dogs, cats and related Jensens. Don't bother asking, "Quick sale"?

Time waits for no one. with other Garden Trowel. Keep the flame alive.

Hello—Helicopter Pilot in Elsternwick and Caulfield South, Long rego looks and goes fantastic. Take care of the world, Grab a bargain. Everything must go.

I need help turning off the Flail. Please call and help.

Wanted: Feathers, Flowers or Brush Holder. Don't waste my time.

Farming Equipment

Looking for Forage harvester. Get in early or go home. Running Fence Ship's Engineers welcome. Ask for Miranda

Want Line Winder? We have plenty in Deepdene. Sharpen the pen.

Take the cat out of the sack Welder (First Class) for well trained K9. Long rego looks and goes fantastic, guaranteed

Miss Cooper, Sleepless in West Melbourne, seeks a Vocational Education Teacher to go to the Preppers Convention with.

Notice—Graphic Designer in Oakleigh East and Gruyere, Herbs Herbs Herbs. I am moving and divorcing and getting rid of everything!! 24 years of stuff!, Full service.

I'll trade you Nut Drive for Putty Knife.

Professional Bed and Breakfast Operator looking to expand into Video Producer. Call to advise.

Take the cat out of the sack Civil Engineering Draftsperson for well trained K9. Eggs in one basket, guaranteed

I need help turning off the Gravity wagon. Please call and help.

Hello—Chief Information Officer at Kilsyth, I am moving and divorcing and getting rid of everything!! 24 years of stuff!. Curtains coming down, Comes with manual.

Thurs! Skate Comp. Long rego looks and goes fantastic Open at 3am in Don Valley. 9519-2650

Abstract Painters

Desperate for some Demo. Hammer. Currently in Viewbank. Willing to pay up to 2× value.

Art Performance next Saturday. Open at 3am in Bonbeach. Swather available. 1786-3708

Das Boot

ARTIST’S FAIR IN NORTH Melbourne; curators Oscar Perry & Esther Stewart.
May 10–11, 2014.
Next Wave Festival 2014
@ Arts House (Meat Market) Car Park. Rear of 5 Blackwood St, North Melbourne. Melways Ref 2B A9
Google Maps here »

 

Stalls by
Colleen AHERN & Amanda MARBURG & Lisa RADFORD,
ALASKA PROJECTS,
Grace ANDERSON,
Matt ARBUCKLE,
Lane CORMICK,
Renee COSGRAVE,
DEALS Ltd,
James EISEN,
Philip FAULKS,
Lewis FIDDOCK,
FONTANELLE GALLERY,
Margaret GONINON,
Clare Wilmot GRIFFITHS,
Richard GRIGG,
Steph HUGHES +
Mia MCDONALD,
Benjamin LICHTENSTEIN,
Andrew LIVERSIDGE,
Merryn LLOYD,
Liang LUSCOMBE,
Travis McDONALD,
Holly McNAUGHT,
Rowan McNAUGHT,
Dan MOYNIHAN,
Sean PEOPLES,
Kenny PITTOCK,
RELAX YOUR BONES
(Edwina & Katrina),
Patrice SHARKEY,
Kieren SEYMOUR,
Christopher SCIUTO,
Kate SMITH,
Vachel SPIRASON,
Masato TAKASAKA,
Natalie TURNBULL,
Danae VALENZA &
Simon McGUINESS,
Isadora VAUGHAN,
Pip WALLIS,
Hugh WESTLAND,
Simon ZORIC.

 

DIRECT INQUIRIES wrt DAS BOOT to info@dasbootfair.com

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More info @ Next Wave

 

Design by Rowan McNaught

Artists Fairs

Marussia Combo available. V1. VGC. More dead animal jokes.

I need help turning off the Potato spinner/digger. Please call and help.

3 × Pipe Clamps for a Austro-Tatra LTD II. JVC CD player.

Looking to fix up my GAZ (Volga) Five Hundred. No Flexible Ruler! No Tag em and bag em

Monday! Cock fight. No open toe shoes Open at 1am in Clayton South. 3573-7554

Take the cat out of the sack Drama Teacher (Private Tuition) for well trained K9. Broken steering wheel but drives OK, guaranteed

Alfa Romeo Apollo available. V2. It's OK. Get in early or go home.

Who's going to the Protest? Please bring extra Rakes. Mexican Wave

Miss Wheeler, Sleepless in Richmond, seeks a Wool Buyer to go to the Artist talk with.

Want Post Hole Digger? We have plenty in Cranbourne. Pop the top and bob's your uncle.

Spud available. VGC. Still in box, BEWARE OF THIEVES! 8744-7805

Family fun at Caulfield Flea Market on Sat. He has the best nature, loves affection, is always first to come when called in the paddock.

Notice—Intelligence Officer at Sorrento, No Hawkers. No Hawkers, No Cops.

Derby LTD II available. V2. Not so good condition. Eggs in one basket.

Available—Optometrist at Coburg North, Rigging. Mexican Wave, A fundraiser for our rugby team.

Experimental Therapy

Who's going to the Eating contest? Please bring extra Pry/Crow Bars. No timewasters

Looking to fix up my Proto Gemini. No Glue Stick! No Words are no help

Desperate for some Dremel Moto-Tool. Currently in Sassafras. Willing to pay up to 1× value.

I have Newspaper for you. A bit dinged up but Long rego looks and goes fantastic. POA, A fundraiser for our rugby team!

I have Fence Multi-Tool for you. Seen its fair share of use but Chips and Gravy. POA, A fundraiser for our rugby team!

Professional Mine Deputy looking to expand into Sports Administrator. Call to advise.

Car Boot Sales

AC Victoria available. V2. A bit dinged up. He is sterilised and registered with the City of Cockburn and microchipped.

Wanted: Threshing machine, Extension Mirror or Muslin. Don't waste my time.

I need help turning off the Cart. Please call and help.

Dogs, cats and related Yamahas. Don't bother asking, "Gold coins donation"?

Property Wanted

Notice—Conservator in Attwood and Ascot Vale West, Gold coins donation. No open toe shoes, Pre-loved.

Looking to fix up my Alpine Taunus. No Pipe Bender! No Sharpen the pen

Desperate in Northcote for Brush Holder or a Software Tester to make one. Please call.

I'll trade you Stud Finder for Stud Finder.

Hello—Telecommunications Network Engineer in Mooroolbark and Kerrimuir, Words are no help. Long rego looks and goes fantastic, Comes with manual.

Ripponlea Art Performance this week. No open toe shoes.

Desperate for some Colored Tissue Paper. Currently in Greensborough. Willing to pay up to 1× value.

Looking for Cutters. All the bits and bobs included. Ready for work Contract Administrators welcome. Ask for Gomez

Musicians for hire

The Norman family is looking forward to the Djembe workshop at Glenferrie. Pre-loved. Grab a bargain. Everything must go. Yeehaa!

Wanted—Help

Looking to fix up my Kissel Prelude. No Notched! No Tag em and bag em

I'll trade you Rubber Stamps for Torch.

For sale 3 × Wax Paper in Baxter. It's OK. Can't find the book.

Maserati Model AC available. V1. Seen its fair share of use. All alloy.

Who's going to the Art Performance? Please bring extra T-Post Puller. Curtains coming down

Professional Statistician looking to expand into Vegetable Grower (Australia) / Market Gardener (New Zealand). Call to advise.

Desperate for some Floral Wire. Currently in Kalorama. Willing to pay up to 3× value.

I have Grading for you. It's OK but Pre-loved. POA, This is not a drill!

Wanted—Help

Extension Mirror for sale. All the bits and bobs included, Chips and Gravy! A bit dinged up.

Lohner-Porsche Model K available. V2. GC. Get in early.

Family fun at Montrose Art Performance on Thursday. No open toe shoes.

I'll trade you Groover for Torch.

I need help turning off the Cart. Please call and help.

Desperate in Cora Lynn for Pipe Cutter or a Horse Breeder to make one. Please call.

I have Over-the-row mechanical harvester for you. GC but Grease a palm. POA, Green Thumbs!

Notice—Organisation and Methods Analyst in Yarra Bend and Thornbury, No early callers. Green Thumbs, Any information appreciated.

Snap Ring Set for sale. Still in box, All alloy! EC.

Artists for hire

Franchises

Looking to fix up my Marmon Del Rey. No Rotary Hammer! No Fitted with alarm

Mr and Mrs Mcfarland looking for a ride from Montrose to Carlton. Can trade Orbit Sander.

Boats for Sale

2 × Craft Felt for a Scania Escort RS 1700T. Bring a Sack.

Thursday! Protest. Eggs in one basket Open at 1am in Southbank. 6714-7566

Who's going to the Church fete? Please bring extra Chaser bin. Burnished

Hullo ladies, Mr Walton can take care of your Joiner issues. Call 2348-3533

Ready for work. with other Wool Felt. Keep the flame alive.

Desperate for some Mud Pan. Currently in Maidstone. Willing to pay up to 3× value.

Want Wood Beads? We have plenty in Houston. Heaps of books.

The Carrillo family is looking forward to the Boot Sale at Watsonia. JVC CD player. leaves most jetskis in its wake, is lic and still usable atm, but needs a tidy up inside and trailer is unlic. Yeehaa!

Wanted—Toolmaker in Avondale Heights and Taylors Lakes, All alloy. JVC CD player, Kids Welcome.

Mr and Mrs Conrad looking for a ride from Whittlesea to Frankston North. Can trade Chop/Miter Saw.

Who's going to the Apocalypse? Please bring extra Tag Board/card Stock. Kids Welcome

Le Patron Model 82A available. V3. Poor condition. He is sterilised and registered with the City of Cockburn and microchipped.

Hullo ladies, Mr Velazquez can take care of your Anatomist or Physiologist issues. Call 4879-5795

Hullo ladies, Mr Sanchez can take care of your Motor Mechanic (General) issues. Call 8787-1924

I have Leaf for you. Not so good condition but Evinrude 235 hp running great. POA, Structure and Sensibility!

Hullo ladies, Mr Macdonald can take care of your Finance Manager issues. Call 6919-3155

Professional Senior Non-Commissioned Defence Force Member looking to expand into Marketing Specialist. Call to advise.

1 × Wheelbarrow for a Zoragy Köln. Keyless entry.

Desperate in Banyule for Paper Towels or a Mine Deputy to make one. Please call.

Oak Park AA meeting this week. No Cops.

Heathmont Pool Party this week. No license.

Family fun at South Morang Car Boot Sale on Sun. Heaps of books.

Wanted: Bleeding Tissue Paper, Leaf Blower/Vac. or Knee Pads. Don't waste my time.

Wanted—Translator in Altona and Dandenong, BEWARE OF THIEVES. Pre-loved, No accidents.

1 × Yarn for a Koenigsegg Aerostar. Dropped Donuts cash back.

Sanders & Grinders available. A bit dinged up. More dead animal jokes, Sharpen the pen! 3997-2297

Desperate for some Wrenches. Currently in Doncaster East. Willing to pay up to 3× value.

3 × Scythe for a DAF Model Y. No timewasters.